Episode V – Celicas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We’re on the road this time round. Coming at you from within the cavernous confines of Andrew’s new Suzuki Wagon-R RR. After a shopping list of corrections covering our previous misspeaking, we ask ourselves, Celicas – what’s going on? We also have a right old whinge about the new MINI Countryman, about how obese (and depressed) it’s looking. Following that, and a healthy serving of oatcakes, we discuss the forthcoming age of the oligarchical land-yacht and if computers are going to make living with a 18.5ft long car possible.

2 thoughts on “Episode V – Celicas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

  1. I hope all those loud dull thud’s are coming from the Wagon RR’s rock solid go-cart-like dampers, and not from corpses bouncing off the bonnet in the Staffs Moorlands Pheasant zombie apocalypse?
    Ah yes, those roads are indeed missing their true calling as a Lombard RAC rally stage… Did I ever tell you about the time I inadvertently ended up in the middle of an illegal road rally in my VW camper, just over the border in the Derbyshire hills? Made it across the finish line with the curtains drawn and the bed made up!
    Oh, and i’ll see your Mini Countryman, and raise you a Fiat 500L…

    1. I hadn’t heard about that one, Dicky D. Perhaps the world needs an illegal camper van dash across the UK’s old rally stages. The best part, nobody would even realise you were doing it. I can see it now, Winnebago vs Bay Window elephant racing over 100 miles via dual carriageway and b-road.

      Carefully now, we’ll be deputising you as Men In Sheds event coordinator in no time.

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